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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
sext: so what Brand New song makes you feel the most dead inside?
put my dick between your teeth
dont suck it
its a metaphor
It’s a metaphor
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
im so happy tattoo chokers are making a comeback u have no idea
*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb
*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor